AFTER LENGTHY TALKS AT A UNDISCLOSED CAVE SOMEWHERE IN A REMOTE SECTION OF PAKISTAN THE ACLU AND AL-ZAWAHIRI HAVE REACHED A LANDMARK AGREEMENT. THEY WILL OPPOSE ANY EFFORTS BY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES IN THE UNITED STATES TO SEARCH THE BAGS OF SUSPECTED TERRORIST. THIS IS ANOTHER VICTORY IN THE WAR ON TERRORIST AND LIBERALS ARE CELEBRATING ALL OVER THE WORLD AT THIS MOMENTOUS AGREEMENT SAYING IT WILL MEAN "PEACE IN OUR TIME"!
