NEW IMPROVED OBAMA COFFIN!
OBAMA'S COFFINS ARE SO FINE
MADE OF SATIN AND OF PINE.
RICHER LONGER LASTING TOO
THEY ARE MADE FOR FOLKS LIKE YOU.
OBAMA WISHES TO GO ALL OUT
TO PUT YOU ALL DOWN.
IF YOU ARE NOT DELIGHTED WITH HIS CONVENIENT
LAY-A-WAY PLAN JUST LEAVE YOUR MAILING ADDRESS
AND HE WILL GLADLY REFUND YOUR MONEY.
FAT OR SLIM SHORT OR TALL,
OBAMA'S COFFINS FIT THEM ALL!
