A New Perfect Presidential Candidate

FOR THOSE CONSERVATIVES THAT DON'T LIKE PERRY
 (BECAUSE HE CAN'T DEBATE)!

DON'T LIKE ROMNEY
(BECAUSE OF ROMNEYCARE)!

DON'T LIKE CAIN
 (BECAUSE OF HIS PAST ASSOCIATION WITH THE FED)!

DON'T LIKE RON PAUL
(BECAUSE OF HIS RADICAL FOREIGN POLICY POSITIONS)!

 DON'T LIKE NEWT
(BECAUSE OF HIS PAST INDISCRETIONS)!

I HAVE THE PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR YOU:
HOPE HE RUNS IN 2012!

HIS OBVIOUS CREDENTIALS ARE NEEDED IN WASHINGTON!!!